#6 is WRONG!!!!!!!!

people dont toot in the tunnel to ward off evil spirits
tooting in the tunnel ATTRACTS evil spirits
I am one of them & I will inflict revenge on anyone
that I identify as a tooter

laugh if you like but Satan is getting smarter
he has started noting car number plates
he is now heading to the Post office to get your home address

if you toot YOU HAVE BAD SH+T IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE

And I do not care if u toot for your kids sake
THAT is just breeders training their offspring
to be as stupid as they are...
THEY also will be punished