If only it were a point for every drink consumed, I could single handedly carry Clemenger into the final.

I think Bowlingtonsita are in for a shock when the Dr Broad and the Kingpins rock them like a hurricane.

I may not have a taunting haiku, but I do have the almighty Stan Bush - "you got the touch" lyrics:

"You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power"

Indeed...