Is the other implication that sophisticated Wellington urbanites might not recognise rugby players (since rugby's a brutal thuggish game, and we're above that), but somehow the bar owners and staff of Wellington recognise "Umanga" and the other players? And what the fuck's "Feihjoa"?

On a lighter note, there's a link to the article in the left hand side navigation, which truncates the headline to "The other Jerry Collins cock".