the wellingtonista

Harem Scarum

Submitted by Joanna on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

Because she is obsessed with Elvis, and also maybe due to some experiences on tour buses that she alludes to but never puts her photos on flickr from, our intrepid publisher decided to treat us all from the Wellingtonista towers to lunch at Harem to celebrate the launch of the new URL.

All the Wellingtonista crew were able to make it, so it was amusing to see the different dress styles from our branches in different quarters represented. We were also had a token JAFA as a guest, who showed up to the table talking on his cellphone (There's a reason why stereotypes are so amusing, and usually it's because ha ha, it's funny because it's true. And I was happy to provide the token skirt-over-pants fashion infamy that is apparently very Wellington, but is also very useful sometimes).

We talked more about the 48 Hour Film Festival, the exact location of the big tree in Kelburn, the assortment of Lyle Lanleys debating furiously with each other, the correct way in which to pronounce certain bloggers' names and how they have bad taste in pizza, whether or not Alan would be mob-blogging the lunch this time, that the World Cup can be viewed at Scopa which saves those who aren't usually sports fans from having to go to yucky bars to perve at hot boys, how stalky it would be to stay in a particular holiday home in Otaki, and, once she was gone, whether or not Martha would be passed out in Civic Square by now after two tasty Turkish Efes Pilsners. I think the general consensus was that a good time was had by all.

By way of a restaurant review, we had two platters - one with meat that was pounced upon and devoured swiftly (except the calamari), and one without that was eaten slower, with deliciously buttery garlic bread and more turkish bread to mop up the assortment of dips. It was tasty food served unmemorably (which is fine) in exotic Disneylandy settings, although I do have to say that while many have raved about the toilets, no amount of fake wood with holes could cover up the fact that they were still lit by fluorescents. But I think the martini was drinkable, despite being shaken, so that's a true test, although I'm sure Tom will fill us in later. Work is so much sweeter when there's booze involved...

# Submitted by Martha Craig on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

Probably it is for the best that you didn't mention how we all ended up naked.

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# Submitted by Jessie on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

"All the Wellingtonista crew were able to make it"

Er.. all but me.


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# Submitted by noizyboy on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

we had a cardboard cut-out jessie at the end of the table. after several cardboard cut-out drinks she became very talkative for a while, and then slid slowly under the table.


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# Submitted by Jessie on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

Quite right.


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# Submitted by Joanna on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

We pretended DC was you. Except without the merchandise.


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# Submitted by Jessie on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

Hmm.. I'm not sure about that!


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# Submitted by Hadyn on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

I didn't end up naked. Because afterwards I went back to work and...OH MY GOD!!!

Has anyone seen my pants!!!


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# Submitted by Joanna on Wednesday, 14 Jun 2006.

I think Tom woke up and found he was handcuffed to them...


# Submitted by che tibby (not verified) on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

well, i saw hadyn on the way home and he mentioned that you'd invited damian christie, but not your resident politiquer.

i am both hurt, wounded, and upset.

you can remove one of those adjectives to make that sentence make sense.

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# Submitted by llew on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Heh... that was me, and I only did it 'cos he was whinging that he was in cold & soulless Welly, with no friends.

So I thought it might be nice to have a JAFA along that we could all talk about behind his back later.

Spur of the moment thing. Would have been nice to meet you too though


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# Submitted by Joanna on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Oh, and if it helps, we did talk about you, so it was kind of like being there.


# Submitted by che tibby (not verified) on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

yes, that makes me far less paranoid.

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# Submitted by llew on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Hey, since I last posted a comment, this post has grown about 200%

The big tree is right beside the top of the cable car. You can't miss it. It's the big tree right there. Beside the cable car. SOmetimes there are youths at the top drinking, and carousing.


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# Submitted by llew on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Oh & hey Martha - what a corker idea it is to stay in that cottage at Otaki!

Much micer than Waikanae.


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# Submitted by Joanna on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Llew, you do realise that if Martha comes to stay you're probably going to have to take down that wall full of her pictures with her eyes cut out, right?


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# Submitted by llew on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Have I mentioned that somewhere?

Actually, that place is down the road a little - part of it is next door, but there are 4 houses between us in another part.

The house right next door is to become a homestay soon though too. Although it doesn't have the marvelous garden that the one you posted does.


# Submitted by Martha Craig on Thursday, 15 Jun 2006.

Sorry Llew, but we're already booked into Waikanae, and it has a trampoline! God knows how the kids will entertain themselves all day with me jumping around.

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# Submitted by Joanna on Friday, 16 Jun 2006.

On the bright side, Llew, you can now take this opportunity to rifle through her house while she's away.


# Submitted by Martha Craig on Friday, 16 Jun 2006.

Oh no, there is a terribly big dog and an android protecting our place.

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# Submitted by Joanna on Friday, 16 Jun 2006.

Also according to my dream last night, I sit on your front steps to conduct business meetings and bump into old friends.

That ought to put people off.


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