the wellingtonista

It's not my bag, baby!

Submitted by Tom on Thu, 2006-08-03 11:06.

Posted in the window of a certain shop in Cuba St:

It's not my bag baby! Oh the shame.
I guess he won't be trying that again.

noizyboy's picture

maybe he's just pre-empting the 'money-back guarantee'.

Joanna's picture

That's awesome. I wish I had a camera with me more often - I think Hataitai is full of vigilantes. There were posters up ages ago about "Fried Man Mothers Against - 88 Mein St" or something like that which I never understood, and then there was a car with green paint dumped all over it and the words "Anal Sex Man" scrawled across the bonnet. I should have documented these things better.

Hadyn's picture

Why did Tom cover up the man's face? Is he trying to protect someone? Is it Anal Sex Man? Does that name need a hyphen somewhere?

Joanna's picture

You could hyphenate it, if you wanted to make absolutely certain that people knew you were talking about a man who was into anal sex, rather than a sex man who was quite anal (See also: short-story writer/short story-writer). But that might also be a little anal...

I deal with these shoplifting rapscallions all the time - he better not come near my place of work, hell be cut down to 1ft 3inches so fast he wont even know what day it is today or tomorrow.

Joanna's picture

Cut down to over a foot long anyway? What the hell did he need the pump for then?

llew's picture

Ahahahahaaha ha.

Tom is camera shy. ;)

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