Little Moustache - Giveaway
Posted by Hadyn on Saturday, 06 Feb 2010
We have a double pass to a Little Moustache show at the Fringe Bar, thanks to Danni, Chelsea and Nat.
All you have to do to win, is leave us your favourite joke in the comments below. We'll pick the best and announce the winner.
Little Moustache - Laugh Experiences
Scintillating stand-up with a splash of sketch! A trio of rib-ticklers take the town in a comedy show that will leave you ROTFLing. Don't worry, that's a good thing. Danni Taylor, Chelsea Hughes and Nat Britten from Little Moustache and bring you Laugh Experiences.
Update: Tinytawnykitten you are our winner. Flick us an email and we'll send you the details.
3 guys getting chased by cops. All see a barrel each so jump inside to hide. Cop kicks 1st one and guy goes ''meow''. Stupid cat, the cop says.
Kicks the second barrel. ''Woof'' says the guy. Stupid dog, the cop says.
Cop kicks the third barrel. ''Potatoes'' comes the reply.
What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?
Warren!
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9" high and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, settingit on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish... Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"No shit!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?
An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he has any experience shoeing horses.
He said no but he had once told a donkey to f*** off.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
q) why did the plane crash?
a) because the pilot was a tomato
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