the wellingtonista

(not-so) secret Wellingtonista handshake

Submitted by noizyboy on Thu, 2006-06-29 11:30.

Okay, here it is.

the handshake. hairy hands not a prerequisite

So, you start with your hand in the 'W for Wellington' shape. Connect with your partner following the Welly footpath rule of staying left (ie. your leftmost finger should be on the outside of their rightmost finger). The join should be made up to the middle knuckle. Then (the coup-de-grace!) curl the ends of your fingers over. You're now making a symbolic representation of the hilly Wellington landscape. Slide the fingers apart (symbolic representation of a catastrophic earthquake, if you're so inclined), and you're done.

So cool.

Joanna's picture

Awesome! I am so doing this tonight.

Hadyn's picture

Jeez, how are we to remain cool and aloof if everyone knows our secret (and complicated) handshake.

noizyboy's picture

this is just the 'easy' version. True Wellingtonistas will be taught the more intricate version at a later date.

noizyboy's picture

actually, your "lower case w snap handshake" was the bomb. that's the real secret handshake.

Jessie's picture

Hahahaha you guys have gone nuts since I left town.

I think we should make a kind of "meep" sound as we do it, to represent the wildlife at the Karori Sanctuary...

noizyboy's picture

yes!

llew's picture

The person on the right only has 3 fingers & a thumb... do some of us have to lose some?

noizyboy's picture

no, but, as you've spotted, it is a handicapped-friendly greeting.

Hadyn's picture

It's like the Yakuza.
Secret handshakes, missing digits...now we just to get some (more) cool tattoos.

llew's picture

And some of those cool swords...

espresso@coffee.geek.nz's picture

it's not much different from the NZSL sign for wellington.. which is the three fingers of W, then wave it in the wind a bit while moving slightly downwards

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