Okay, so there’s enough Flight of the Conchords mater­i­al from their HBO series mak­ing its way onto You­tube now for us to resur­rect FotC Wed­nes­day, so, without fur­ther ado, here’s “The Most Beau­ti­ful Girl in the Room”…

Look­ing round room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beau­ti­ful girl in the…room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you’re on the street
Depend­ing on the street
I bet you are def­in­itely in the top three
Good-look­ing girls on the street
Depend­ing on the street
And when I saw you at my mate’s place
I thought what…is…she…doing…
At my mate’s place
How did Dave get a hot­tie like that to a party like this

Good one Dave!!!
Ohh­hh you’re a legend, Dave!
I asked Dave if he’s going to make a move on you
He’s not sure
I said “Dave do you mind if I do?”
He says he does­n’t mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I’m gonna do it any­way
I see you stand­ing all alone by the ste­reo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You’re so beau­ti­ful
You could be a wait­ress
You’re so beau­ti­ful
You could be an air host­ess in the ’60s
You’re so beau­ti­ful
You could be a part…time…model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
It’s twelve oh two
Just me and you
And sev­en oth­er dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let’s get outta here

Let’s get in a cab
I’ll buy you a kebab!
Now I can­’t believe
That I’m shar­ing a kebab with the most beau­ti­ful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooo­h­hh.

Why don’t we leave?
Let’s go to my house and we can feel each oth­er up on the couch
Oh no. I don’t mind tak­ing it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you’re so beau­ti­ful
Like a, tree
Or a high-class pros­ti­tute
You’re so beau­ti­ful
Mmm, you could be a part-time mod­el

But you’d prob­ably have to keep your nor­mal job
A part-time mod­el!
Spend­ing part of your time, mod­el­ling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
My place is usu­ally tidi­er than this…