Ahem.

Hi. I’m new. I’ve been recently invited to write for this fab­ulous web­site, so here’s hop­ing I don’t make a com­plete dick of myself in my first post.

Intro­du­cing your­self to hun­dreds, pos­sibly thou­sands of read­ers is a tough one to pull off. Even though I’m a writer by trade – a fea­tures journo for the Domin­ion Post – I fig­ure who needs actu­al sen­tences when sum­ming your­self up is best done by a list:

Things I like:
– Craft
– French food
– Red things.

Things I may post about in the future:
– Why bus drivers have PMT at the moment
– The chron­ic short­age of decent mater­nity wear in this city
– Sub­urb­an cat polit­ics
– Best hair­styles for windy weath­er
– Why liv­ing in a cul-de-sac is the coolest thing since red shiny shorts in the 1970s.

I usu­ally have a home at Spe­cial K where I make lists, talk about my cat, pon­der my gradu­ally expand­ing body, and wax lyr­ic­al about the people I meet through my awe­some job. Hope­fully, what I write on here will be much, much more inter­est­ing.

Look for­ward to meet­ing y’all. K