Ahem, Media Per­son­al­ity, and Prom­in­ent Loc­al Cit­izen. We know that you are not each oth­er­’s spouses. Per­haps a ren­dez­vous in Auck­land might be more dis­creet? The Auck­land­ista has some reviews of an assort­ment of hotels that you might want to check out.