I was­n’t drink­ing last week at the bowl­ing, so con­sequently, I for­got to pick up the score sheets. Ridicu­lous, I know.

But I can tell you that while a Dom Post pho­to­graph­er snapped mer­rily away, the Mighty Boost beat the Bow­l­ing­tonista AND got the slow­est bowl, that the Purple Cobras beat Xero, and that Fer­als showed up just to drink and cheer us on, so they got a league point. That means the scores stand as:

Bow­l­ing­tonista: 4
Furry Fer­als: 16
Mighty Boost: 15
Purple Cobras: 15
Xero: 4

Things are look­ing as tight as the holes in a num­ber 8 ball right now, so tonight will no doubt be full of excite­ment and sab­ot­age. But, if you’ll just let me put on my teach­er­’s hat for a minute here, I was made aware of some rather unsports­man­like cri­ti­cism last week, and that is not cool. By all means, talk your­self up, and put down teams as a whole, but repeated call­ing out an indi­vidu­al play­er­’s tech­nique, espe­cially when you don’t actu­ally know them is for chumps. And there aren’t any chumps in our league, right?