I was­n’t drink­ing last week at the bowl­ing, so con­se­quent­ly, I for­got to pick up the score sheets. Ridicu­lous, I know.

But I can tell you that while a Dom Post pho­tog­ra­ph­er snapped mer­ri­ly away, the Mighty Boost beat the Bowl­ing­ton­ista AND got the slow­est bowl, that the Pur­ple Cobras beat Xero, and that Fer­als showed up just to drink and cheer us on, so they got a league point. That means the scores stand as:

Bowl­ing­ton­ista: 4
Fur­ry Fer­als: 16
Mighty Boost: 15
Pur­ple Cobras: 15
Xero: 4

Things are look­ing as tight as the holes in a num­ber 8 ball right now, so tonight will no doubt be full of excite­ment and sab­o­tage. But, if you’ll just let me put on my teacher’s hat for a minute here, I was made aware of some rather unsports­man­like crit­i­cism last week, and that is not cool. By all means, talk your­self up, and put down teams as a whole, but repeat­ed call­ing out an indi­vid­ual play­er’s tech­nique, espe­cial­ly when you don’t actu­al­ly know them is for chumps. And there aren’t any chumps in our league, right?