Ahem, Media Per­son­al­i­ty, and Promi­nent Local Cit­i­zen. We know that you are not each oth­er’s spous­es. Per­haps a ren­dezvous in Auck­land might be more dis­creet? The Auck­lan­dista has some reviews of an assort­ment of hotels that you might want to check out.