Tag: mega boat

James Bond is bound to be skulking around Wellington

With the mega (not ‘super’, MEGA) boat Twiz­zle cur­rent­ly moored up to Queens Wharf the fol­low­ing must hap­pen:

• Dark suit­ed hench­men with Russian/Asian accents will be walk­ing the wharf
• A bald head­ed chap is cur­rent­ly deep inside stroking a white cat make plans for world dom­i­na­tion
• Cars with tint­ed win­dows will start to drop off “the asso­ciates”
• Bond will either:

• Be cur­rent­ly seduc­ing the “female com­pan­ion” to ensure an invite to “the meet­ing”
• Don­ning his wet suit (tux under­neath) in prepa­ra­tion for the place­ment of under­wa­ter timer limpet bomb things

Real­ly, it’s true … go check it out before it gets raid­ed, destroyed or just ups-and-leaves under mys­te­ri­ous cir­cum­stances.