Tag: mega boat

James Bond is bound to be skulking around Wellington

With the mega (not ‘super’, MEGA) boat Twizzle cur­rently moored up to Queens Wharf the fol­low­ing must hap­pen:

• Dark suited hench­men with Russian/Asian accents will be walk­ing the wharf
• A bald headed chap is cur­rently deep inside strok­ing a white cat make plans for world dom­in­a­tion
• Cars with tin­ted win­dows will start to drop off “the asso­ci­ates”
• Bond will either:

• Be cur­rently sedu­cing the “female com­pan­ion” to ensure an invite to “the meet­ing”
• Don­ning his wet suit (tux under­neath) in pre­par­a­tion for the place­ment of under­wa­ter timer limpet bomb things

Really, it’s true … go check it out before it gets raided, des­troyed or just ups-and-leaves under mys­ter­i­ous cir­cum­stances.