When are you people going to realise that the octopus threat is real?

We’ve all heard the stor­ies about how there was a tank at Wel­ling­ton Air­port with an octopus in it and anoth­er tank with fishes in it, and the fish star­ted dis­ap­pear­ing and no one knew why until one night secur­ity cam­er­as filmed the octopus climb­ing out of its tank and into the fish tank and eat­ing the fish. Now we have yet more evid­ence shot off the South Coast that OCTOPUSES ARE EVIL AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL IN OUR BEDS WHILE WE SLEEP. Con­sider your­self warned.