Everyone always goes on about how formidable Vlad the Impaler was in battle, but few people know about his skills on the barbequeYou know what’s great? Food on sticks. It’s a sim­ple con­cept, but a good­ie. If Welling­ton­ist was in Auck­land, we’d hap­pi­ly spend all our time (well, not ALL, but a great deal) at Tanuk­i’s Cave, and it’s not just because of our love for huge bad­ger tes­ti­cles. How­ev­er, as you may know, we don’t live in Auck­land any­more, so it’s time to find a new food-on-stick venue.

Arashi Kushiya­ki Bar used to be a Malaysian restau­rant, but now they’ve put in some tata­mi mats and low tables at the front of the bar. We rec­om­mend avoid­ing this bit. Seri­ous­ly, if you want to sit on the floor, do it at home — or find places that have sneaky holes cut under the table so your legs don’t go to sleep. So if you’re not sit­ting on the tata­mi, you’ll have to go to the back of the restau­rant, which isn’t the most char­ac­ter-dri­ven space in the world, but just remem­ber you’re there for the food. And what glo­ri­ous food it is too!

The thing about kushiya­ki (which we believe means “stick-bar­beque” but Jo’s prob­a­bly wrong, because she only lived in Japan for four years after all) is that what you want to do is order a whole bunch of dish­es and share them, and with most cost­ing $3.50 or $4, this is very easy to do. Here’s what Welling­ton­ist ate, in list form:

We can’t remem­ber what the bill came to — $65 or $70 per­haps? We weren’t stuffed to over­flow­ing, but we were sati­at­ed well enough. Ser­vice isn’t amaz­ing, but it’s not offen­sive either, and the food arrives fair­ly fast. Arashi isn’t a place where we’d want to spend hours and hours, but it is a place for tasty food on sticks, which was the whole point of the exer­cise.