It is time to reveal my last name, and join the Wel­ling­tonista.

My usu­al cosy pad is over at Wanda Har­land. Gen­er­ally I write com­plete crap, so it is sur­pris­ing to find myself on such a fab­ulous web­site as this.

I prom­ise to try and res­ist writ­ing about the price of beans at Pak n Save, while keep­ing it real peeps (did I men­tion I’m a gang­sta rap­per?).

God. Enough. They’re going to sack me before I even get star­ted, and I value my corner suite at the Wel­ling­tonista Towers too much to stuff it up at this stage.