Remem­ber how when you were grow­ing up you were always told that break­fast was the most impor­tant meal of the day? Well it seems like these cafes agree. Whether you’re up and about and plan­ning a big day, or you’ve man­aged to drag your­self out of bed some time in the after­noon, a plate full of good­ness from one of these places is prob­a­bly exact­ly what you need.

The Welly solu­tion to a hang­over is:

Time to get out of bed and get to these places, after the jump…

A. Sweet Mother’s Kitchen


Moth­er’s has sweet beignets or toast­ed bacon & egg po’ boys to help start your day the N’Awl­ins way. For some­thing more sub­stan­tial, chilli beef beans on toast is a hang­over cure par excel­lence, and if you just can’t go past eggs at brunchtime, then the “Eggsadil­la” or clas­sic huevos rancheros will sat­is­fy your crav­ings for yolky good­ness. But the one thing that gets ex-pat Tex­ans queu­ing up in Courte­nay Place is the break­fast bur­ri­to: eggs, beans and cheese all wrapped up in a tor­tilla and smoth­ered with sal­sa and gua­camole.

B. Scopa

Scram­bled eggs can often be a tad bland, but Sco­pa gives them a kick in the pants to become Abruz­zo scram­bled eggs. Eggs are good, but eggs with basil, black olives, chopped toma­toes and chili are very, very good. Or how about some­thing as ple­beian as sausages and beans, the main­stay of greasy spoon caffs every­where? Sco­pa trans­forms this dish by using rich, spicy Ital­ian sausages instead of the usu­al mys­tery meat. And the beans aren’t just plonked out of a Wat­ties can: they’re giant, ten­der Flo­ren­tine beans, cooked slow­ly in a rich toma­to and herb sauce.

C. Matterhorn


The Ho’ does an absolute­ly amaz­ing break­fast that can be summed up in two words: cheesey hash­browns. Imag­ine the creami­est mash pota­toes mixed with cheese and then dol­loped into hot oil and fried until crispy but still liq­uid inside, oh yeah, I’m total­ly there.

If fried ain’t your thing then don’t wor­ry you can the “Love­ly bit of Fish”, won­der­ful eggs, or even a Bloody Mary — or per­haps a Flamin­ing Mega Maitai. And in win­ter the fire is just so damn cozy you’ll feel like turn­ing up in your jim-jams.

D. Roxy Cafe

When most peo­ple hear of Roxy cafe they think: “Where?”. Roxy has occu­pied the space vacat­ed by the Pur­ple Onion and the short-lived Argen­tinean cafe for a while now and, just qui­et­ly, the food is pret­ty good.

The Big Break­fast (the only type to be ordered after a night of dubi­ous activ­i­ties) con­tains the usu­al: eggs; toast; sausages; bacon; toma­to and hash­browns. But like Sco­pa they choose dif­fer­ent items for these sta­ple entries. The Sausages are pork and fen­nel from Island Bay. The hash­browns are home­made. The weak­est part is the toast, and the occa­sion­al­ly very slow ser­vice.

WINNER!!!
E. Epic

Epic, oh Epic! For how many years now have you been squir­rel­ing away in your lit­tle cor­ner of the world, there behind the weird wall relief on the Pearse build­ing, there on your major inter­sec­tion, there with­in handy reach of New Bode­ga, Le Moulin, the Pros­ti­tute Col­lec­tive, the nee­dle-exchange, the Sun­day mar­ket and hun­dreds of hun­gry, needy first-year fresh­ers; there, with your café-art of vari­able qual­i­ty, your huge com­fy bench­es, your bal­cony bathed in deli­cious sun, turn­ing out the biggest, juici­est break­fasts, the fan­tas­tic cof­fees, the omelettes which defy descrip­tion, the implau­si­ble chori­zo, the fruit com­potes and your gar­gan­tu­an savoury muffins? Oh Epic, we could write a freakin’ book. And don’t get us start­ed on your two-fer-one break­fasts on Tues­days, and your absurd­ly attrac­tive staff. Oh Epic… won’t you be ours?

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