Don't mug Kat, she doesn't have an iPhoneSo, we did­n’t post in advance to tell you about Web­stock, because it’s sold out.

We do think you should know though that if you’re see­ing a large num­ber of peo­ple around the Town Hall this week car­ry­ing these sexy-ass satchels, they’re Web­stock­ites, and they’re all about the peace, love and inter­net. You may also be able to recog­nise them by the shiny gad­gets they car­ry that fea­ture pic­tures of apples promi­nent­ly, the cof­fees they’ll be knock­ing back at an alarm­ing rate, and the excit­ed, enthu­si­as­tic and emphat­ic con­ver­sa­tions they’ll be car­ry­ing out with peo­ple who were com­plete strangers an hour ear­li­er.

So, if you’re not a Brown­coat brown­bag car­ri­er, we sug­gest that you lock up your sons and daugh­ters, unleash your net­works and put some more beer in the fridge for us. Cheers!