All you gour­mets and gour­mands will no doubt know about Scopa’s attempt on the world pizza-eat­ing record on Sat­urday the 22nd, and the fact that if you join in you will essen­tially be eat­ing FREE pizza. If that sounds like your sort of thing (and why would­n’t it?), then you’ll need to register first, and accord­ing to Tex­ture, you’ll have to do so by Monday.

To get in the mood, you could do worse than waddle down to the Over­seas Pas­sen­ger Ter­min­al this Sunday for the Itali­an Festa, which is also sponsored by Scopa among oth­ers. Com­bine that with the fact that the recently papered-over win­dows of the former Imbibe are covered in plenty of Itali­an Festa posters, and one might start to guess who’s plan­ning to rein­vig­or­ate that Swan Lane favour­ite. Could it be the Bresolin boys?