So let’s say you’re a little bit unhinged, and you’re tired of pick­ing up hook­ers on Mari­on Street and then run­ning them over. What you really want is to stay home and play Grand Theft Auto, but you hate the fake New York­ness of it all, and wish it could be a little bit more like home. Well we’ve got just the link for you – skin your game so that the police cars, tax­is and ambu­lances are all famil­i­ar Wel­ling­ton sights!

And of course, what’s a GTA story without some mor­al out­rage sur­pris­ingly sup­port­ive com­ment­ary from Break­fast News?