stop! stop! Hey, Mr Bus Driver, that per­son run­ning down the foot­path, wav­ing at you, just ten metres or so from the bus stop? They prob­ably want to get on the bus.

And the guy who’s just got on and tells you to “wait, there’s someone just com­ing” – he’s prob­ably want­ing you to wait, ‘cos there’s someone com­ing.

I under­stand you’re the ‘Express’ – but, really, no-one is going to be put out if you wait an extra 5 seconds to let a strag­gler catch up (espe­cially if you spend a minute har­anguing a pas­sen­ger for dar­ing to try and pay their fare with a $20 note.)