When are you people going to realise that the octopus threat is real?

We’ve all heard the sto­ries about how there was a tank at Welling­ton Air­port with an octo­pus in it and anoth­er tank with fish­es in it, and the fish start­ed dis­ap­pear­ing and no one knew why until one night secu­ri­ty cam­eras filmed the octo­pus climb­ing out of its tank and into the fish tank and eat­ing the fish. Now we have yet more evi­dence shot off the South Coast that OCTOPUSES ARE EVIL AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL IN OUR BEDS WHILE WE SLEEP. Con­sid­er your­self warned.