All you gourmets and gour­mands will no doubt know about Sco­pa’s attempt on the world piz­za-eat­ing record on Sat­ur­day the 22nd, and the fact that if you join in you will essen­tial­ly be eat­ing FREE piz­za. If that sounds like your sort of thing (and why would­n’t it?), then you’ll need to reg­is­ter first, and accord­ing to Tex­ture, you’ll have to do so by Mon­day.

To get in the mood, you could do worse than wad­dle down to the Over­seas Pas­sen­ger Ter­mi­nal this Sun­day for the Ital­ian Fes­ta, which is also spon­sored by Sco­pa among oth­ers. Com­bine that with the fact that the recent­ly papered-over win­dows of the for­mer Imbibe are cov­ered in plen­ty of Ital­ian Fes­ta posters, and one might start to guess who’s plan­ning to rein­vig­o­rate that Swan Lane favourite. Could it be the Bresolin boys?