So let’s say you’re a lit­tle bit unhinged, and you’re tired of pick­ing up hook­ers on Mar­i­on Street and then run­ning them over. What you real­ly want is to stay home and play Grand Theft Auto, but you hate the fake New York­ness of it all, and wish it could be a lit­tle bit more like home. Well we’ve got just the link for you — skin your game so that the police cars, taxis and ambu­lances are all famil­iar Welling­ton sights!

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