Piss artist

When one thinks of Jer­ry Collins, one’s mind imme­di­ate­ly turns to … elder­flow­ers. That’s because Mat­ter­horn’s “Jer­ry Collins” cock­tail (a ver­sion of the clas­sic Tom Collins) incor­po­rates such man­ly ingre­di­ents as elder­flower cor­dial and fei­joa vod­ka. That’s hard­ly news to Welling­to­ni­ans, but its fame has spread across the Tas­man and got a whole arti­cle in the Syd­ney Morn­ing Her­ald’s “Rug­by Heav­en” (hat tip to Dun­can in Syd­ney for the link).

When I asked the bar staff about it this morn­ing, they had­n’t heard of the arti­cle, but they were amused to read their boss’s quote that “When the All Blacks or Hur­ri­canes play in Welling­ton and feel like going to a bar for a drink they can come to the Mat­ter­horn and nobody will mob them for auto­graphs, or in many cas­es even know who they are”. They prob­a­bly get mis­tak­en for mem­bers of Fat Fred­dy’s Drop.

Appar­ent­ly the name is iron­ic. Real­ly? I thought it was because elder­flow­ers are a diuret­ic.

Does Harbour Quays suck?

Harbour Quays 'sucking the soul out of Wellington'You’ve prob­a­bly seen the arti­cles and full-page ads in the Domin­ion Post by a group oppos­ing the Har­bour Quays devel­op­ment, and may have looked at their Vibrant Welling­ton web­site. I’ve writ­ten about Har­bour Quays sev­er­al times before, and while I’ve always been scep­ti­cal of the “office park” con­cept, I must admit I was a lit­tle wary of the oppos­ing cam­paign, since it seems to be dri­ven by a group of prop­er­ty devel­op­ers and com­mer­cial land­lords wor­ried that cheap com­pe­ti­tion might under­cut the soar­ing office rents that they’re cur­rent­ly enjoy­ing. But last Thurs­day’s “open let­ter to the city of Welling­ton” was also signed by retail­ers, restau­ra­teurs and three of Welling­ton’s most promi­nent archi­tects, so clear­ly there’s a broad­er base to the oppo­si­tion.

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Espressoholics – The Final Countdown

Barista com 002Hadyn wrote about the Nation­al Barista Awards a few days ago.

At the edge of cut­ting edge blog­ging is the intre­pid moi to report on action at the scene.

It is tense — well, not real­ly, but it seemed an appro­pri­ate thing to say.

It is black. Well the peo­ple there are all in black, with­out excep­tion, com­peti­tors and spec­ta­tors alike.

It is free.

So get down there NOW. Have a cof­fee (free), lis­ten to the DJ (free). Have a ball (price­less).

Lev­el 3, Te Papa

Back on track: why submit?

Drawing of an LRT stopSub­mis­sions on the North Welling­ton Pub­lic Trans­port Study close on Wednes­day, and while this is obvi­ous­ly of major inter­est to those who live in that area, every­one else could be for­giv­en for think­ing it irrel­e­vant. How­ev­er, there are many rea­sons why oth­er Welling­to­ni­ans should care.

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Wellington JAFA?

jaffasThe Gen­er­a­tion XY crowd are hav­ing a com­pe­ti­tion to find an equiv­a­lent for the phrase used to describe a cer­tain type of Auck­lan­der: the JAFA.

It took about 35 or so com­ments before some­one final­ly con­jured up some­thing for the JAFA’s age-old ally in movie-the­atre tooth-decay­ing crime: SNIFTA (Suit­ed Nom­i­nal Intel­lec­tu­al Fund­ing Ter­ri­ble Arts Sniv­el­ling Nerds In Flash Ter­race Apart­ments).

But my per­son­al favourite is…

AGENDA

Anoth­er Gov­ern­ment Employ­ee Not Doing Any­thing.

Which nat­u­ral­ly leads to the ‘Hid­den Agen­da’ which are the New Govt Employ­ees that are arti­fi­cial­ly hold­ing the unem­ploy­ment rate down.

Bril­liant. Add your own sug­ges­tions to the Gen XY com­ments thread over here.

Mystery bar number 35

There are plen­ty of issues I could be writ­ing about today, such as whether the Har­bour Quays devel­op­ment will suck the life out of the CBD, the mer­its of the new Cathryn Mon­ro sculp­ture planned to go out­side the Musuem Hotel, and of course the end­less trans­port debates. How­ev­er, I seem to have got into a pleas­ant­ly intox­i­genic mode this week, so it’s time for anoth­er mys­tery bar.

mysterious

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Craftwerk

Only a week until Craftwerk hits the town.

Where: Para­mount The­atre
When: Thurs­day 13th July, 5.30–8.30
What: Where to start? There will be a fab­u­lous range of craft items cre­at­ed by oodles of clever peo­ple. From badges to cro­chet, from jew­ellery to a rather spe­cial range of chil­dren’s screen­print­ed shirts (bit of self pro­mo­tion nev­er hurt any­one eh?).

There will be music and Atari games, a fan­tas­tic mix tape swap, and all in a licensed venue.

Tru­ly, does life get any sweet­er?

Photo Credits

Thanks to the pho­tog­ra­phers respon­si­ble for allow­ing us to use their work as the back­ground image at the top of each page. If you weren’t aware, the image rotates for each indi­vid­ual brows­er every 24 hours.

The images are…

  1. Inside of the Embassy Pic­ture the­atre: ???
  2. Mephis­to Jones grafit­ti col­lage: ???
  3. Flat White and a Cheese Scone: cof­fee pho­to by Tani­wha. Not sure about the scone, to tell the truth.
  4. Welling­ton from the Tur­bine: noizy­boy.
  5. Welling­ton Cityscape at Night pho­to by ???
  6. The City-to-Sea Bridge Icons: Tani­wha.

World Cup Alter Ego: Take Two

I have happy balls!Well, our ini­tial short-list of poten­tial under-achiev­ing teams to sup­port through the World Cup has proved some­what too accu­rate: site favourite Hol­land weren’t in such Ruud health; per­son­al pick Spain went down the drain like rain on the plain; and the poor old Mex­i­cans wave good­bye to their cup hopes for anoth­er four years.

Of the ini­tial short­list, only Por­tu­gal remain. And of the oth­er quar­ter-final­ists who meet any of our cri­te­ria (under-achiev­ers, excit­ing play­ers, errat­ic form), you can’t con­sid­er the Ukraine, who are real­ly too bor­ing by half, as are one-time win­ner Eng­land, who might have come away with our sym­pa­thy vote if it was­n’t for the fact they’re play­ing such dour foot­ball.

Italy, Brazil, Argenti­na and Ger­many are all mul­ti­ple win­ners, so that rules them out, leav­ing the oth­er one-time win­ner France as our out­side pick. They might be the go, actu­al­ly, as on clos­er analy­sis, they cer­tain­ly meet the cri­te­ria: only the one Cup cham­pi­onship in 1998, but then had the form-rever­sal of the tour­na­men­t’s his­to­ry when they could­n’t even score a goal in defend­ing their title at the 2002 tour­na­ment. And plen­ty of flash play­ers: Hen­ry, Zizou, Saha, Vieira…

So, who’s it to be? Por­tu­gal, France…?

A Snark at the Park

A guest post from Ken­no…

Wai­t­an­gi Park, yeah, sigh, it leaves me flat. Be warned, that will become the most overused descrip­tion of the next few years. It’s an urban space sur­round­ing the mar­vel­lous Te Papa and there­by it’s not sim­ply a Welling­ton space but a space that should might­i­ly reflect the nation­al char­ac­ter.

Well, if the idea was to reflect bland con­ser­v­a­tive con­formism and lock-step sim­ple mind­ed­ness with all the indi­vid­u­al­i­ty and self expres­sion of a school­girl uni­form, then it will suc­ceed. I, for one, thought we might want to reflect oth­er, per­haps more appeal­ing aspects of the nation­al char­ac­ter. Don’t get me wrong, this place would real­ly wow them in Nel­son or Timaru, but, this city is a lit­tle beyond that, a bit more mature, slight­ly more cos­mopoli­tan and far­ther away from pig-dogs and pad­docks. Right? God, I was real­ly try­ing to under­state the case.