And on the third day, He boozed again

While not of a reli­gious per­sua­sion, we flies can see the value of the pagan fest­ivals that pre-dated East­er. After all, who would­n’t want to cel­eb­rate the boun­ti­ful fer­til­ity of nature that brings us grapes, and hops, and agave, and … well, you can see where I’m going with this.

The gum­mint, that’s who! East­er licens­ing laws remain as restrict­ive as ever, and just as the binge­ing wor­ship­ping gets into full swing at mid­night on Sat­urday, bars will be forced to shut. Or will they?