While not of a reli­gious per­sua­sion, we flies can see the val­ue of the pagan fes­ti­vals that pre-dat­ed East­er. After all, who would­n’t want to cel­e­brate the boun­ti­ful fer­til­i­ty of nature that brings us grapes, and hops, and agave, and … well, you can see where I’m going with this.

The gum­mint, that’s who! East­er licens­ing laws remain as restric­tive as ever, and just as the binge­ing wor­ship­ping gets into full swing at mid­night on Sat­ur­day, bars will be forced to shut. Or will they?

You see, a bar can get a “spe­cial license” if it’s hav­ing a “spe­cial event”, and thus stay open into the wee smalls. Many bars are tak­ing advan­tage of this, though they don’t seem to be adver­tis­ing it too heav­i­ly. So, maybe the archa­ic leg­is­la­tion will actu­al­ly pro­duce some good, through pro­mot­ing inven­tive ideas and mak­ing bars put spe­cial effort into cre­at­ing a fes­tive atmos­phere.

Well, up to a point. Some bars seem to be putting in the effort: Lotus Room has a “Rum­ble in the Jun­gle” theme, com­plete with army mesh, trees and spe­cial cock­tails, and Hum­ming­bird has a “Kiss East­er Par­ty”, with make­up artists ready to paint guest’s faces. Oth­ers seem to be very much token efforts: Pon­derosa and Red Square are hav­ing a “White Par­ty” (staff and patrons dress in white — woo hoo), and at Four Kings, appar­ent­ly Sports Café re-runs and Speights give­aways add up to a “spe­cial event”.

Among the bars that are rumoured to be hav­ing open-late par­ties on Sat­ur­day, one name had me scratch­ing my anten­nae: “Lager­field”? That turns out to be the old Last Sup­per Club in a new guise, and it looks like the last minute touch­es are just about ready. I’ve no idea yet what it will be like, but it’s part of the Jet empire; Sat­ur­day’s theme will be “Sat­ur­day Night Fever”; and of course there’s that name. Lagerfield. Maybe it’s best to stick to San Fran and its late, late nights: run­ning all East­er for your booz­ing plea­sure. Now that sounds like a holy day.