A couple of new(ish) bars

Hey, remem­ber when we used to be on top of all the open­ings and clos­ings in town and filled with reviews? Yeah me nei­ther. The ‘ista is old and prop­er­­ty-and-busi­­ness own­ing now, and we have Twit­ter instead of our group mail­ing list. But we can still try! So to that end, here’s a cou­ple of […]

And on the third day, He boozed again

While not of a reli­gious per­sua­sion, we flies can see the val­ue of the pagan fes­ti­vals that pre-dat­ed East­er. After all, who would­n’t want to cel­e­brate the boun­ti­ful fer­til­i­ty of nature that brings us grapes, and hops, and agave, and … well, you can see where I’m going with this.

The gum­mint, that’s who! East­er licens­ing laws remain as restric­tive as ever, and just as the binge­ing wor­ship­ping gets into full swing at mid­night on Sat­ur­day, bars will be forced to shut. Or will they?

Drinking in the streets

PhotobucketThe Masked Barfly has joined the prob­lem drinkers in Cuba Mall. No, I haven’t start­ed quaffing meths or wrestling din­ers for their steaks (it’s all a filthy lie): Good Luck have gone over­ground and now have an out­door drink­ing area in the mid­dle of the mall. I sup­pose the local retail­ers don’t mind peo­ple drink­ing in the streets as long as we’re pay­ing them $15 a pop for the priv­i­lege.

A cou­ple of us flies were still buzzing after the Ornette Cole­man gig, and after a quick stop at Kazu to fill our abdomens (and to sup on salt-rimmed sake & ton­ic — so wrong and yet so right) we head­ed off to Hap­py for the rumoured “after par­ty”. Well, it was def­i­nite­ly after­wards, and I sup­pose it was a par­ty, but unless we left too ear­ly (the New­town bus was call­ing) there was no sign of Mr Cole­man or even one of his myr­i­ad bassists. Oh well, a Chris Knox sight­ing will do for now.

So, “El Toro” is it? It seems all things Mex­i­can are hot right now, and while it’s not exact­ly a tequi­la bar, Viva Mex­i­co from the much-missed Wake­field Mar­kets will be mak­ing a wel­come return. It opens this Fri­day at the back of the Left Bank, com­plete with old favourites like Divorced Eggs and new hip­ster-friend­ly Dios de los Muer­tos décor.

Speak­ing of come­backs, Herd Street Brasserie is appar­ent­ly set to reopen next month. Let’s hope that the new own­ers are more savvy than the orig­i­nal ones: though let’s face it, that would­n’t be hard. And the Masked Barfly also hopes that they con­tin­ue an empha­sis on alco­hol as well as food: all togeth­er now, “Oh I do like to drink beside the sea­side…”

Fly on the wall

Greet­ings: it’s The Masked Barfly here, and I’ve been keep­ing my com­pound eyes peeled for drinky sto­ries to keep you informed, enter­tained and ine­bri­at­ed. With the Fest about to kick off, and the Fringe well under way, it’s going to be a busy time out on the town for a while.

Bars near the Fowl-house and Town Hall are like­ly to be hum­ming, and while I don’t expect the luvvies and K‑block matrons to be hit­ting Blend or Down­town Local (now, that would be a scene to see!), cafes like Felix, Finc and The Lido will be crammed with eth­i­cal­ly-faux furs and rent­ed tux­es. Ponci­er bars such as St Johns will be tak­en over for spon­sors’ drinks, such as for tonight’s open­ing Ornette Cole­man, though I won­der what most of the bray­ing suits would make of the squawk­ing sax?

While there’s nowhere brand-new to take advan­tage of the free-spend­ing boomers, the fly is notic­ing a buzz build­ing around the Courte­nay Place and Blair St area, and is get­ting quite excit­ed. No, not over The Tem­per­ance (while any barfly can appre­ci­ate the iron­ic moniker, three floors of tanked-up boof­heads is not my idea of fun), but over a cou­ple of high­ly-antic­i­pat­ed and long-rumoured open­ings. UU (did any­one ever call it that?) has been closed for ren­o­va­tions, and a sneaky peak revealed the mir­rors giv­ing way to brick. That, com­bined with the appear­ance of bull­fight­ing posters in the win­dow, has me won­der­ing: could this be a prop­er tapas bar at last. And as for what’s hap­pen­ing in Blair St … well, my mandibles are sealed.

Not-so Breaking News

stolen from flickr

  • Tupe­lo has moved its beer menu to all bou­tique styles, with only Heineken remain­ing on its menu as a main­stream drop. They also have the very tasty Nel­son Bays Gold and Nel­son Bays Pil­sner on tap, with (classy glass) jugs for just $10.
  • Mean­while the Welling­ton­ista’s semi-tiki bar of choice, Imbibe is now offer­ing brunch on Fri­day-Sun­day. While there was no obvi­ous­ly dis­played menu on the win­dows, the peo­ple sit­ting con­tent­ed­ly in the sun appeared to be tuck­ing in to large plates of eggs. Hope­ful­ly they’ll have more on offer for those of us less eggi­ly inclined, because it’s a gor­geous space and looks very nice and chilled out for a hang­over break­fast.
  • And final­ly, the Domin­ion Post can as usu­al be relied on to run front-page sto­ries about the weath­er in exact reverse of what’s going on that day, so today’s rain brings a ‘Drought!’ cov­er sto­ry. Hur­rah!

[pho­to by AndrewNZ]

Bar Wars

The Cap­i­tal Times has begun its 2006 Best of Welling­ton sur­vey (not online), invit­ing read­ers to vote for their favourite things under dozens of cat­e­gories.

How­ev­er, one cat­e­go­ry is glar­ing­ly absent: best bar. They have best bar­man, bar­maid, music venue and night­club, but no bar (or best Mar­ti­ni, for that mat­ter).

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