To stand or not to stand, that is the question

It’s not easy to keep your bal­ance on a trol­ley bus if you are wear­ing ver­ti­gin­ous high heels or are weighed down with shop­ping. It can feel like surf­ing rather than just rid­ing the bus. But spare a thought for those whose seat­less­ness is more than just an incon­veni­ence. In recent months, this Wel­ling­tonista has noticed her pro­trud­ing baby bump does­n’t get her a coveted seat on a packed peak hour bus. I can be stand­ing with my bump right in some civil ser­vant’s face and he won’t budge. And just this morn­ing, I watched embar­rassed at myself and my fel­low Wel­ling­to­ni­ans, as a woman with Par­kin­son’s struggled to hang onto a pole as our bus swept down Brook­lyn Hill packed to the gun­nels with people look­ing the oth­er way. Have Wel­ling­to­ni­ans lost their bene­vol­ence for their fel­low man – all for the price of a seat on the bus? Surely the people of my beloved city are bet­ter than that? Surely?

Cheers drive

And still thank youWith so much hap­pen­ing in this fair and glor­i­ous city of ours (it’s not just mine, it is all of ours) there’s a high chance that you’re gonna bump into some “out of town­ers”, espe­cially the next few days as the city fills up with drunk pen­guins, herds of Elvis-es and not an unwel­come amount of nearly naked people … the rugby Sev­ens are on!

Whilst we all know that nearly everything is with­in walk­ing dis­tance of the Sta­di­um (“It’s a very walk­able city” was prob­ably only just pipped by “Abso­lutely Pos­it­ively Wel­ling­ton”) we at the Towers are sure that there will be a high pro­por­tion of these tour­ists catch­ing buses from ‘here’ to ‘there’.

And once on the bus they will be pleas­antly sur­prised by how, as Wel­ling­to­ni­ans leave the bus, there is a hearty, “Cheers drive!”

Well, actu­ally it’s likely to be a, “Thank you” or even a, “Thanks driver” but why should­n’t it be, “Cheers drive”?

Dear Fellow Bus Passenger,

for god's sake, move down the back!…if you find your­self halfway down the bus, dur­ing rush-hour, with the entire rear of the bus’s aisle not only empty, but with half a dozen seats still there for tak­ing, please don’t just stand there, act­ing as a dam against the ever-increas­ing human stream for­cing its way up against your incon­sid­er­ate arse.

Mov­ing back, and up that one small step is all that divides you from a pos­sible seat, and from allow­ing anoth­er ten or so people onto this bus, instead of caus­ing them to wait 10 minutes until the next (prob­ably also over­crowded) bus arrives. Arse­hole.