To stand or not to stand, that is the question

It’s not easy to keep your bal­ance on a trol­ley bus if you are wear­ing ver­tig­i­nous high heels or are weighed down with shop­ping. It can feel like surf­ing rather than just rid­ing the bus. But spare a thought for those whose seat­less­ness is more than just an incon­ve­nience. In recent months, this Welling­ton­ista has noticed her pro­trud­ing baby bump does­n’t get her a cov­et­ed seat on a packed peak hour bus. I can be stand­ing with my bump right in some civ­il ser­van­t’s face and he won’t budge. And just this morn­ing, I watched embar­rassed at myself and my fel­low Welling­to­ni­ans, as a woman with Parkin­son’s strug­gled to hang onto a pole as our bus swept down Brook­lyn Hill packed to the gun­nels with peo­ple look­ing the oth­er way. Have Welling­to­ni­ans lost their benev­o­lence for their fel­low man — all for the price of a seat on the bus? Sure­ly the peo­ple of my beloved city are bet­ter than that? Sure­ly?

Cheers drive

And still thank youWith so much hap­pen­ing in this fair and glo­ri­ous city of ours (it’s not just mine, it is all of ours) there’s a high chance that you’re gonna bump into some “out of town­ers”, espe­cial­ly the next few days as the city fills up with drunk pen­guins, herds of Elvis-es and not an unwel­come amount of near­ly naked peo­ple … the rug­by Sev­ens are on!

Whilst we all know that near­ly every­thing is with­in walk­ing dis­tance of the Sta­di­um (“It’s a very walk­a­ble city” was prob­a­bly only just pipped by “Absolute­ly Pos­i­tive­ly Welling­ton”) we at the Tow­ers are sure that there will be a high pro­por­tion of these tourists catch­ing bus­es from ‘here’ to ‘there’.

And once on the bus they will be pleas­ant­ly sur­prised by how, as Welling­to­ni­ans leave the bus, there is a hearty, “Cheers dri­ve!”

Well, actu­al­ly it’s like­ly to be a, “Thank you” or even a, “Thanks dri­ver” but why should­n’t it be, “Cheers dri­ve”?

Dear Fellow Bus Passenger,

for god's sake, move down the back!…if you find your­self halfway down the bus, dur­ing rush-hour, with the entire rear of the bus’s aisle not only emp­ty, but with half a dozen seats still there for tak­ing, please don’t just stand there, act­ing as a dam against the ever-increas­ing human stream forc­ing its way up against your incon­sid­er­ate arse.

Mov­ing back, and up that one small step is all that divides you from a pos­si­ble seat, and from allow­ing anoth­er ten or so peo­ple onto this bus, instead of caus­ing them to wait 10 min­utes until the next (prob­a­bly also over­crowd­ed) bus arrives. Arse­hole.