We’re tracking you.

So, I hope every­one’s now up to speed on cre­at­ing false iden­ti­ties, after the Domin­ion Post’s use­ful step-by-step front-page guide yes­ter­day, which talked you through the steps required in get­ting a fake dri­ver’s license or pass­port. Thanks Dom­Post!

What real­ly got us ner­vous though, was the myr­i­ad of ways in which our moves and actions through­out the day are tracked by ‘the man’.

The Dom­Post list­ed sev­er­al exam­ples of sup­pos­ed­ly ‘nefar­i­ous’ per­son­al data-col­lec­tion. Did you know that the web-brows­er you’re using this very moment to look at this page keeps a record of the fact that you’ve looked at the page? It’s true. Doc­tors, appar­ent­ly, also keep records of your var­i­ous vis­its. Sus­pi­cious? Almost cer­tain­ly.

And, even more insid­i­ous­ly, the library keeps a record of what items you have bor­rowed from it at any giv­en time? Why, oh why!? The per­vad­ing fin­ger of ‘the man’ per­me­ates every facet of our life. Our pri­vate lives, and indeed, our very iden­ti­ties, it would seem, are under con­stant threat, from the author­i­ties, or fig­ures who know how to manip­u­late the sys­tem.

Or, on the oth­er hand, maybe it was just the worst front-page ‘shock’ sto­ry, ever.