Sex in the city.….carparks

Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mar­i­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also lit­tered with used con­doms. Now, I’m real­ly stoked that peo­ple were prac­tic­ing safer sex, espe­cial­ly because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mar­i­on Street and their prox­im­i­ty to that build­ing, but real­ly, isn’t there a more ummm entic­ing place peo­ple could go? I’ve also seen peo­ple hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well — what’s up with that, Welling­ton? Is it the smell of petrol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Welling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve got­ta get off, you’ve got to get off wher­ev­er you are?