Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mari­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also littered with used con­doms.
Now, I’m really stoked that people were prac­ti­cing safer sex, espe­cially because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mari­on Street and their prox­im­ity to that build­ing, but really, isn’t there a more, ummm, enti­cing place people could go?

I’ve also seen people hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well – what’s up with that, Wel­ling­ton? Is it the smell of pet­rol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Wel­ling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve gotta get off, you’ve got to get off wherever you are?