Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pir­ates in Lon­don to cel­eb­rate the release of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most import­ant movie this year is Snakes on Plane – or as some like to call it “Mother­fuck­ing snakes on a mother­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thursday, the Wel­ling­tonista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­ity guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Wel­ling­ton: