Spot­ted at the Rail­way Sta­tion is this hilar­i­ous anti-graf­fi­ti ad:

Find out what this nice young sub­ur­ban cou­ple are up to after the jump.

So there they are, a nice young sub­ur­ban cou­ple relax­ing out on their deck. She’s got a glass of white wine, he’s got his hand down his pants, and you just know there’s a bar­be­cue around the cor­ner.

On the back of the deck is a colour­ful mur­al, prob­a­bly paint­ed by a local bunch of street kids in an ini­tia­tive to get youth off the streets. Ka pai! Some­one isn’t afraid to have street art in their sub­ur­ban home. Per­haps this is what’s attract­ed the woman to the man. Maybe after anoth­er wine she might be so tak­en with his altru­is­tic heart that she’ll snog him.

But what’s this? Not only is there a street art mur­al on the deck, but the fel­low has also had some graf­fi­ti-style body paint drawn on his face and arm. Once the sun goes down, he’ll prob­a­bly turn on a black light, take off his clothes and do some inter­pre­tive glow-in-the-dark dance. By this stage, the woman will have had three wines and will be ready to rip off her red stripy top and join him.

Wait, this seems like a fun evening. Why do the coun­cil want to stop this?