Has any­one noticed that the elec­tion cam­paign has spread to res­taur­ants? Pic­colo is sport­ing a big blue Steph­en Franks poster in their win­dow, and I’m not sure what it says about poten­tial Nation­al voters if Vivi­an St is seen as fer­tile advert­ising ter­rit­ory. La Kas­bah has taken it fur­ther: not only was the pro­pri­et­or wear­ing a Labour badge, with a dona­tions jar on the counter, but Tre­vor Mal­lard was filling up on tagine and couscous tonight! Yes, it seems that Dami­an Christie was right: in Wel­ling­ton, that does count as a celebrity sight­ing.

Do any of the oth­er parties have fan­boy res­taur­ants? Kai in the City seems an obvi­ous Maori Party stal­wart, and per­haps Aunty Men­a’s and Green Land would go for the Greens. But what sort of place would sup­port NZ First or ACT? And does any­one from United Future eat out?