March 11, 2009
The Waiting For God Commission
Let’s have a little competition – the NZ Retirement Commissioner, Diana Crossan, says she’s wanted a change of name for the Commission for several years, but no-one has coined a suitable name.
Waiting for God, and The Golden Years were suggested at Select Committee, but rejected (Un. Be. Lievable.)
We’ll think of a prize as we go along, maybe a bag of Kapiti Macadamia nuts, I’m sure we can lay our hands on one of those.
So have at it in the comments, we’re looking for the best suggested new name for the Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Night Commission, the winning label will be forwarded to Ms Crossan.
Judges decisions are final & not to be questioned.
CRINKLI = Commission of Retirement Income & New Keynesian Livable Investments
Speaking of Logan’s Run, what about calling it the Carousel Commission? If they introduced Carousel, then we wouldn’t have to bother with those annoying retirement savings.
Carousel? Are you referring to the Rogers & Hammerstein musical or the merry-go-round? Either way, all those loops will give them motion sickness.
Neither. I’m referring to Logan’s Run, just like I said above. And if you want to know what the Carousel in Logan’s Run is, you can follow the link above.
This is how the intarwebs works.
The KiwiSolylent Commission
How about the ‘F**k your inherritance, I’m going on a cruise! Comission’
Nice! How about FYI I’m getting a toyboy Commission.
Logan’s Run Commission
The Paging Dr. Kevorkian Commission.
Logan’s Shamble?
When you think of it, what an awesome sounding word, shamble is.