Overheard on the Cable Car

On this very wet, rainy after­noon…

Young Woman 1: “Wotcha been up to?”
Young Woman 2: “Work­ing”
…

Young Woman 2: “Wotcha been up to?”
Young Woman 1: “Shop­ping at the Kirk’s Sale.”
…

Young Woman 2: “Wotcha buy?”
Young Woman 1: “Knick­ers.”
…

Young Woman 2: “And an umbrella.”
(Unwraps umbrella to show it)
Young Woman 1: “Cool”
…

(Com­ing to the end of the trip, Young Woman 2 starts to care­fully wrap the umbrella up again.)
Wel­ling­tonista: “You’ll prob­ably want to keep that unwrapped?”
Young Woman 2: “But it’ll get wet!”
(Wel­ling­tonista butts out).