I’m sor­ry, no pic­ture, this is a fam­i­ly site.

So I’m strid­ing pur­pose­ful­ly along Lambton Quay, mind­ing my own busi­ness, head down…

Sud­den­ly I am forced to pause for a moment by the unex­pect­ed obstruc­tion of what can best be described as some­what gen­er­ous cleav­age.

I look up into the eyes of an absurd­ly young woman & she thrusts a lit­tle piece of paper into my hand. Then she & a few oth­ers veer off past me.

I peer (with­out my specs) at the paper & it says:

Mid­week Fan­ta­sy

Wednes­day Cos­tume Nights

Slick Music

Half Price Entry

$5 Drink Spe­cials

Bar tab for the best dressed.

The words “Fan­ta­sy” and “Music” jump out at me, and I think: “Do I look like the type of guy who goes to a Mid­week Fan­ta­sy Par­ty? I don’t think so.”

Then I get back to the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers & look again, with specs, this time the words “San­ta Fe Strip Club” jump out. And I resigned­ly think to myself “OK, I prob­a­bly do look like the type of guy…”

So any­way, if you’re THAT type of guy, or girl, it’s tonight. Does­n’t say what time, pre­sum­ably would pay not to turn up too ear­ly though. Unfor­tu­nate­ly I can’t make it myself.