So last night, the good people of Unlim­ited Poten­tial held their annu­al Blog­gers Pre­dict event, in which they get a bunch of guys (emphas­is on the all male­ness of the event) to say what they think is going to hap­pen over the year.

The Blog­gers

No doubt those nice people will post about what their pre­dic­tions were, so let me instead tell you what my pre­dic­tions are, and then after the jump, I will share with you my thoughts on the night in note form.

My predictions

  • Hope­fully they’ll try harder to get a woman on the pan­el. “They’re all at the Linux Con­fer­ence” is not good enough, because while I do love Brenda, turns out that there actu­ally are oth­er females inter­ested in tech­no­logy in Wel­ling­ton. I sup­pose they could argue that no women approached them in 2007 about doing it, but meh.
  • Face to face con­tact will make a comeback, facil­it­ated by inter­net arrange­ments, like Face­book Events, etc. The stigma of meet­ing someone over the inter­net will be almost entirely gone.
  • All new work­place Codes of Con­duct will spe­cific­ally men­tion blog­ging

After the jump, my non­sensic­al (did I men­tion there was free beer?) notes from the night.

  • DPF “peaks too early”. Heh heh heh.
  • There is Eco­nomy Brand toi­let­pa­per in the ladies. Did they have to buy it in spe­cial for the night because they are not used to hav­ing women around? To me Cham­ber of Com­merce = Stone­cut­ters guild because I am a dirty leftie. Also: aren’t the Cham­ber of Com­merce sup­posed to be rich? Why aren’t I wip­ing my ass on minks?
  • No one is fol­low­ing the rules and talk­ing about Wel­ling­ton!
  • Heck­ling = fun
  • Peter Jack­son for may­or says DPF. ABK!
  • Amer­ica Guy all crazy & wacky ideas
  • There’s a guy with a foun­tain pen. Really? In 2008? At an inter­net thing?
  • Fuck you buddy, Lego IS intel­li­gent!
  • TOM FOR MAYOR
  • My wish­list: geeks learn Eng­lish – apo­strophes and hyphens etc.
  • Wel­ling­ton =/= Auck­land, but Wel­ling­tonista <3 Auck­land­ista
  • Car drivers = C U Next Tues­days!
  • You’re not my best friend EITHER Tom!
  • Can­’t fit products into tight pants. Mmmm tight pants. “Is that an iPhone in your pock­et or are you just pleased to see me?”
  • Tom “…Mighty Mighty..” Geek “Where?”
  • So many snort­ing laughs
  • Nation­al + Maori party? BULLSHIT!

If in fact my list does­n’t make it clear, I had a rather fun time and talked to nice new people who knew who I was. It provided me with an end­less source of amuse­ment as well when one woman asked me, “woman to woman” if I was in love with Tom, because I had been cheer­ing loudly for him. Quite apart from the fact that I always cheer loudly for all my friends (see: Martha at Mini Web­stock, all the cat­egor­ies I cared about at the AWAs), I actu­ally agreed with most things he said. Hur­rah!