Got half an hour or more to spare? Jump in the fab­ric queue at Spot­light at the bot­tom of the Ngaio Gorge, home to pos­si­bly the slow­est shop assis­tants in all of New Zealand.

Seri­ous­ly, where the hell do they find these peo­ple? They’re a real­ly good encour­age­ment to for­sake the easy park­ing and take a bus in to the fab­ric shop on Willis Street instead. But then you’d miss out on all the fab­u­lous “oh my god they are so slow!” queue con­ver­sa­tions you get to have with the oth­er irate shop­pers…