Got half an hour or more to spare? Jump in the fab­ric queue at Spot­light at the bot­tom of the Ngaio Gorge, home to pos­sibly the slow­est shop assist­ants in all of New Zea­l­and.

Ser­i­ously, where the hell do they find these people? They’re a really good encour­age­ment to for­sake the easy park­ing and take a bus in to the fab­ric shop on Wil­lis Street instead. But then you’d miss out on all the fab­ulous “oh my god they are so slow!” queue con­ver­sa­tions you get to have with the oth­er irate shop­pers…