A Personal Appeal from Richard Meros
Kia Ora Tatou, I’m Richard Meros and I have a Dream.
Our proud nation has laboured too long under a barely discernible pendulum wobble from Labour to National, National to Labour, so on ad nauseum. Yet we yearn for, and deserve, something greater. Through meticulous research I have drawn an inescapable conclusion: that only my personal engagement with the electoral process – and with our noble Prime Minister – can herald the glorious future of our South Pacific Utopia.
My acclaimed pamphlet of romantic political philosophy, On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover, provoked howls of acclaim when published in 2007, and I have committed to share the “powerpoint” version of my book the length and breadth of New Zealand before Election Night 2008. Why? Because I care.
This life-changing lecture has toured across Aotearoa; enlightenment comes now to Wellington.
I encourage you, your friends, hapu, colleagues, book-groups, iwi and families to attend my presentation at Wellingtonâ€™s Downstage Theatre (from 12-20 September) where my vision for a New New Zealand under a New Helen Clark, Warrior Princess, will be presented using the latest exciting digital communication technologies.
The engagement is strictly limited to 10 lectures only, and to encourage your passionate participation in the democratic process I am offering a complimentary bottle of Montana Brut CuvÃ©e, (whimsically liberated from a recent National Party Conference) to every party of six or more who books.
Every vote counts.
As an added bonus, I will be launching my newest book, “Beggars and Choosers: The Complete Written Correspondence Between Richard Meros and Creative New Zealand Volume One” after the first lecture on Friday night.
Book online now at www.downstage.co.nz (or telephone 801 6946). Our operators are standing by.