Spot­ted at the Rail­way Sta­tion is this hil­ari­ous anti-graf­fiti ad:

Find out what this nice young sub­urb­an couple are up to after the jump.

So there they are, a nice young sub­urb­an couple relax­ing out on their deck. She’s got a glass of white wine, he’s got his hand down his pants, and you just know there’s a bar­be­cue around the corner.

On the back of the deck is a col­our­ful mur­al, prob­ably painted by a loc­al bunch of street kids in an ini­ti­at­ive to get youth off the streets. Ka pai! Someone isn’t afraid to have street art in their sub­urb­an home. Per­haps this is what’s attrac­ted the woman to the man. Maybe after anoth­er wine she might be so taken with his altru­ist­ic heart that she’ll snog him.

But what’s this? Not only is there a street art mur­al on the deck, but the fel­low has also had some graf­fiti-style body paint drawn on his face and arm. Once the sun goes down, he’ll prob­ably turn on a black light, take off his clothes and do some inter­pret­ive glow-in-the-dark dance. By this stage, the woman will have had three wines and will be ready to rip off her red stripy top and join him.

Wait, this seems like a fun even­ing. Why do the coun­cil want to stop this?