In case kinda nasty and over-priced food, and rumoured worker exploitation weren’t reason enough to dislike the (surprisingly-successful) Wishbone, how about this for some odious sentiment:

Wishbone's sucky quote
Said by Barbra Streisand, apparently

The internets suggest that the quote should actually read “eating only the top half of each slice”, but frankly that doesn’t even make sense.

Get it together, Wishbone.  How about “Success for me is being able to buy ten melons and donate nine to a foodbank”?