In case kin­da nasty and over-priced food, and rumoured work­er exploita­tion weren’t rea­son enough to dis­like the (sur­pris­ing­ly-suc­cess­ful) Wish­bone, how about this for some odi­ous sen­ti­ment:

Wishbone's sucky quote
Said by Bar­bra Streisand, appar­ent­ly

The inter­nets sug­gest that the quote should actu­al­ly read “eat­ing only the top half of each slice”, but frankly that does­n’t even make sense.

Get it togeth­er, Wish­bone.  How about “Suc­cess for me is being able to buy ten mel­ons and donate nine to a food­bank”?