We’ve all had many chuckles at Damn You Auto­cor­rect, but then we came to the shock­ing real­isa­tion that Steve Jobs must have secret insider know­ledge of Wel­ling­ton. Just behold these iPhone auto­cor­rects:

  • Churton = Churn. “Behold how we churn through so much pet­rol with our SUVs in even going to the shop to buy a litre of milk”.
  • Crofton = Crouton. “Look at how classy we are out here in the sub­urbs, we put small cubes of bread in our salad”.
  • New­town = Bes­ti­al. Goes without say­ing.
  • Hutt = Hurt. “I live in Lower Hurt – it’s not quite as pain­ful as liv­ing in Upper Hutt”.
  • Petone = Peri­neum. Remem­ber the short-lived Petone is full of jelly?

Feel free to add your own in the com­ments…