Going slowly for maximum pleasure

It was a beau­ti­ful Sunday in Wel­ling­ton today. The air was crisp and cool but the sun was bright and the first signs of spring were vis­ible. For example, as I wheeled along the water­front prom­en­ade this after­noon, a few brave young men and women were in sleeve­less tops or short shorts, anti­cip­at­ing tem­per­at­ures that […]

Cos we ain’t not no hollaback girls

You know what sucks? Get­ting yelled at on the street (unless it’s someone yelling “Hey Wel­ling­tonista, you’re awe­some, come and have some free drinks in my bar if you like” in a non-threat­en­ing way. Please do that). So Hol­laback! wants to do some­thing about it. We’ve got your back!  Hol­laback! is an inter­na­tion­al move­ment to end […]

Overpass My Ass

We’re sorry it’s taken the Wel­ling­tonista so long to weigh in on The Over­pass. If truth be told we’ve all been kind of dumb­foun­ded by the hor­ror of it all. We’ll have more on the whole thing soon, but if you’re as appalled as we are (and if you aren’t, you might want to read […]

Notional Significance: Clearing

 [See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The offramp leads me down into what, for want of a bet­ter term, I will call the heart of John­son­ville. The loc­al RSA greets me with a Bofors gun and an ad for its eponym­ous res­taur­ant (“Fam­ily Friendly Envir­on­ment”). Along with the Sal­va­tion Army, Super Liquor, a ser­vice sta­tion and […]

Notional Significance: Gorge

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The stretch of Hutt Rd from Kaiwarawhara to Ngaur­anga is a long, dry slog through an arti­fi­cial val­ley. The west­ern side is almost nat­ur­al, covered by ten­a­cious regen­er­a­tion, but often cut, but­tressed and battered to keep the slope from fail­ing, occa­sion­ally sliced by gul­lies and roads that scrabble up to […]

Oh god no

Remem­ber when Wel­ling­ton Air­port, after the howls of protest and out­right mock­ery, backed off on its cringe-indu­­cing Wel­ly­wood sign idea and prom­ised to go away and think of some­thing bet­ter to cel­eb­rate our film industry? Well, they’ve had a good, long think about it, and this morn­ing’s paper announces that they’ve come up with a […]

Notional Significance: Reclamation

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] Kaiwhar­awhara is a node, a knot, a tangle of paths and his­tor­ies. It’s where the eponym­ous stream meets the har­bour, though quakes and reclam­a­tions have long since nudged the mouth sea­wards from its ori­gin­al pos­i­tion at the fault line, engulf­ing fore­shore, ship­wrecks and shell­fish beds in the pro­cess. It’s where […]

Notional Significance: Skyway

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The stretch of motor­way that leaps out from the bluff was known in the Six­ties as the “Kaiwarra-Thorndon Sky­way”, incon­gru­ously com­bin­ing the Jet­so­ni­an optim­ism of the term “sky­way” with a mangled con­trac­tion of “Kaiwhar­awhara” that today would only be used by Pakeha blokes of a cer­tain age. Both the sky­way […]

Notional Significance: Gully

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The path bends with the motor­way, peel­ing away from the hills, present­ing a widescreen pan­or­ama of res­id­en­tial Thorndon. I can see what remains of the gul­lies into which the high­way has wedged itself: from the all-but-van­ished Honeyman’s Gully (once a duelling ground for law­yers, then filled in for the less […]

The cupboards are bare

The Wel­ling­tonista is not just about bring­ing the snark to the deserving. Some­times we drop the cyn­ic­al worn-out hip­ster thing to bring food to the deserving. We need to tell you that the Down­town Com­munity Min­istry food bank is just about out of food. Unfor­tu­nately, more people need their help than ever before. Yes­ter­day their […]