Karaoke: ur doin it rong

Is it just me, or is there some­thing odd about this poster out­side the new “Newkor” Karaoke res­taur­ant in Dix­on St?

Spicychicken!

That sing­er looks some­what … uncom­fort­able. Per­haps it’s some­thing to do with the item on the menu that’s described only as “WARNING! Extreeeem­ley! Hot and Spi­cychick­en” [very sic].

In oth­er news, the re-open­ing of Happy on Fri­day night was a happy occa­sion indeed. I was puzzled by some of the out­fits at first, but if I’d read my co-fly Kow­hai’s pre­vi­ous post I would have seen the “Dress up like some­thing that can fly!” instruc­tion. At least I was already in cos­tume.

The relo­cated stage sets up a dif­fer­ent dynam­ic, and the feel­ing was low-key, friendly bohemi­an rather than po-faced avant-garde or des­par­ate hip­ster. Speak­ing of Mighty Mighty, they were marred that night by a godaw­ful frat-boy band that made Blink 182 seem deep and intel­lec­tu­al. We still love us some Mighty, of course, but it’ll be inter­est­ing to see how the new Happy does in com­par­is­on.

I’m H.A.P.P.Y.

Happy image

So some­times right, you have the kind of week where all you really need is a good hard laugh.  Two weeks ago I had such a week and took myself off to Happy Bar for a good see­ing to by the lovely Diane Spen­cer, who was feted to be ‘full of wit, charm and filth’ accord­ing to www.theatreview.org.nz.  She did not dis­ap­point, and neither did Happy Bar and its con­vivi­al new own­ers, cosy refurb and new drinks menu. 

Tonight Deborah and Sam are hav­ing a  re-open­ing party at Happy Bar with $5 drinks and a full line up of live music.  Dress as some­thing that can fly and go now!

Deborah and Sam hail from Auck­land and I get the impres­sion that they are going to keep what works with Happy; namely the focus on being a per­form­ance space open to allcomers, while open­ing it up to more of the bar crowd that enjoy Watusi and Mighty Mighty.  People that have been to the supremely com­fort­able and liv­ing room like Wine Cel­lar in Auck­land may recog­nise Sam from behind the bar.  Here’s hop­ing they bring some of that unpre­ten­tious good­ness to Wel­ling­ton. 
 

Deborah told me a bit about the drinks:

Cold Train

Wel­ling­ton’s Tranz Metro trains have lately been known for cer­tain car­riages with broken heat­ing. It’s hor­rible enough being (rel­at­ively) young and only faced with a 30-minute chilly com­mute. I would­n’t want to be a Par­a­param gran mak­ing the hour-long trip to Wel­ling­ton in an unheated car­riage.

But it seems that while the car­riages are slowly being fixed, Trans Metro are also pay­ing atten­tion to, you know, being nice to cus­tom­ers. This morn­ing when I was wait­ing for my usu­al train, a fel­low came up to me rep­res­ent­ing Tranz Metro and asked me a few sur­vey ques­tions about the cold car­riages.

One ques­tion was the toss-up between remov­ing car­riages with broken heat­ers from ser­vice and there­fore hav­ing more crowding in the usu­al train ser­vcies.

But most inter­est­ingly, it seems that Tranz Metro will be offer­ing pas­sen­gers a 5% dis­count on monthly train tick­ets for July, or else a couple of free Fri­days in July if you use a daily tick­et.

The sur­vey asked if this was adequate compo. Well, for me it might be, but prob­ably not for an arth­rit­ic seni­or.

Let’s hope that Tranz Metro gets their heat­ing prob­lems sor­ted out before the end of winter.

The big freeze

This Fri­day June 5 is World Envir­on­ment Day, and in our fairy cap­it­al city, and in oth­er spots around the coutry hun­dreds of people will “freeze” togeth­er to show united action for cli­mate change.

The Freeze is set to kick off at 1pm for just five minutes.

Right now the loc­a­tion is all secret squir­rel, but stay tuned

Nick Pot­ter, Per­son­al Assist­ant to Mr Freeze and lead co-ordin­at­or of a team of volun­teers, says

“If there was ever a time for you to get involved – it’s now. 2009 is a cru­cial year of action and in Decem­ber, a new glob­al cli­mate treaty will be nego­ti­ated in Copen­ha­gen. We need to come togeth­er and send the mes­sage that glob­al agree­ment is essen­tial and that bold and urgent action is needed.”

And look you can even check out last year’s freeze, on the you tube.

I’m think­ing stand­ing in the middle of the road is not the most ideal place to freeze, so as the girl guides used to say, be pre­pared.

People can join the Freeze and find out more at www.freezenz.wordpress.com

A diamond in the rough

What are you doing on Sat­urday? How about you go on a treas­ure hunt to find me* your­self a dia­mond ring? iChild on twit­ter explains it:

So, what’s this all about then?? Story goes, guy bought ring for girl, girl did­n’t want ring. Guy could­n’t give it to anoth­er, and does­n’t want to sell it. Guy also hap­pens to be the guy behind Donoogle.com …Guy decides that rather than just hav­ing this ring sit­ting around, he would cre­ate a treas­ure hunt around Wel­ling­ton to give away said ring and use it at the same time to pro­mote this choice web­site which every­one should use!

So if you want to par­ti­cip­ate, you should start fol­low­ing donoogle_com. It does seem a little bit astro­turfy to my eyes, but hey, treas­ure hunts are always fun. Espe­cially if you do it dressed up as a pir­ate. Or a panda.

*(Although I must state for the record that I would rather have a single dia­mond on my ring, and I’d like it to be aprox­im­ately the size of my fist, thanks.) 

Restoring our faith in humanity one step at a time

This morn­ing-ish, I was jug­gling head­phones, iPod, scarf, hat, satchel and extra bag on the bus, as well as try­ing to text, and unbe­knownst to me, I man­aged to drop my phone on the bus.

When I got into work, I had a mes­sage on my answerphone from my mum, say­ing that she’d got a call from someone who had my cell­phone, and that I should call my num­ber to arrange a pick-up. Right now I’d like to take a moment to say that every­one really should have an ICE (in case of emer­gency) num­ber saved into their phone, it really makes everything much more awe­some.

So I called my phone, and a lovely girl answered, and after a brief freak­out (“You’ve got my phone and you’re in Tarana­ki???? Ooooooh, Tarana­ki STREET!”) I arranged to grab it off her at the rail­way sta­tion this after­noon. I bought some chocol­ate, and met her, she gave me my phone, I gave her the chocol­ate, and she told me that this morn­ing get­ting off the train she’d dropped her phone, and someone had called out to her about it. Yay happy karma!

Any­way, my point is, this story is full of happy good­ness. I mean, you can only ima­gine how many top secret Wel­ling­tonista secrets and dirty pho­tos that my phone con­tains. I’m so glad I got it back so eas­ily, and I hope that you will all con­sider doing a good deed tomor­row as well. Wahoo.

Storm in our coffee cups

Now, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed or not, but the weath­er lately has been some­what less than pleas­ant. Unless you hap­pen to be a wave­watch­er or rather crazy surfer, that is, in which case there have been some rather spec­tac­u­lar things to see. If you’re the kind who’d rather stay inside nice and warm, here’s a fant­ast­ic video that Dave Framp­ton has made to show you what you’re miss­ing

Storm in slow motion from Dav­id Framp­ton on Vimeo.

Xpressway To Yr Skull

X Way Vis­ion is a video of live per­form­ances by artists from the Duned­in-based Xpress­way record label. Per­form­ing artists include The Dead C, Alastair Gal­braith, Plagal Grind, Chris Heazle­wood & Greg Cairns, Shayne Carter, and Chug.

Screen­ing at the Film Archive, Wed­nes­day 27 May at 7pm. Tick­ets $8/6 con­ces­sion.

[Read more after the jump]

Women are appealing

Wel­ling­ton Women’s Refuge and Te Whare Rokiroki Maori Women’s Refuge are look­ing for volun­teers to col­lect money for the Women’s Refuge Annu­al Appeal 2009.
 
Join a team of people who have fun col­lect­ing much needed money on the streets of Wel­ling­ton. In just one hour you can play a huge part in pro­tect­ing hun­dreds of women and chil­dren at risk of domest­ic viol­ence in their own homes.
 
The col­lec­tion dates are the 24th and 25th of July 2009
 
To volun­teer your time over the annu­al appeal please con­tact us.
 
Toni
04 939 0455
021 02994311
Level 3, 60 Ghuznee Street
PO Box 11985 Man­ners Mall


More tea, Martha?

High Tea at Martha's PantrySo winter kinda sucks, and the eco­nomy sucks, and the gov­ern­ment sucks, and everything pretty much sucks. Except oh wait, do you know what does­n’t suck? Tea and cakes and good com­pany! So as the first of a series of posts of Cheer­ing Upness, we’d like to recom­mend that you book your­self and an adored friend in for High Tea at Martha’s Pantry, a lovely little place at the top of Cuba Street that has old­school tea cups and all kinds of girlie pretty stuff on dis­play. You’ll need to give them 24 hours notice, but for $20 each, this is an aprox­im­a­tion of what you’ll get: 

  • Club sand­wiches (I think the stand­ards are pas­trami and egg, but when I asked for no egg they were happy to sub­sti­tute, so I’m sure vegos can be catered for with ease)
  • Cheese savour­ies
  • Spin­ach muffins
  • Baby scones with two types of jam and cream
  • Almond slice
  • Chocol­ate car­a­mel slice
  • Baby cup­cakes

You also get to choose your tea from a range of like 20 vari­et­ies. I can recom­mend the Earl Grey, the South Afric­an Honey Chai, and Vanilla Roobi­os, but the mint and lem­on kawa kawa wer­en’t as awe­some as I had hoped they would be. While you eat and drink, we sug­gest that you dis­cuss ways to save the world, and also just relax and enjoy yourselves. Lovely.