Ten Years in Pōneke: Part Five — Somes Speedrunning

Or, hey I was sup­posed to fin­ish all of these arti­cles in 2025 but then life hap­pened so I guess we’re doing lit­tle quests in 2026 as well. [Warn­ing: This piece talks about dis­ease, war and death.] Matiu / Somes Island is the ever-present spec­tre loom­ing in Te-Whanganui-a-Tara, one of three islands that the har­bour […]

Ten Years in Pōneke: Part Four — Throwing Down the Escooter Gauntlet

Or, how far can you trav­el on a Flamin­go before it dies on you?  A Pōneke East­er Exper­i­ment. Do not try this at home. It’s not whol­ly dan­ger­ous, but it is a lit­tle fool­hardy. Most­ly it’s just time con­sum­ing and will make your legs ache. I’ve been scoot­ing ever since I was a kid. I […]

Ten Years in Pōneke: Part Three — (AN EGG HUNT RETROSPECTIVE)

One of the first things that hap­pened when I moved to Pōneke in 2015 was the Big Egg Hunt. From March to April 2015 100 giant eggs were hid­den around Welling­ton, Auck­land and Christchurch, with the eggs being auc­tioned off to fundraise for Star­ship at the end of the quest. I love a lit­tle quest, […]

Ten Years in Pōneke: Part Two — (a very long walk)

In 2015 I was liv­ing at Weir House. It was my first year of study and the first time I’d spent any longer than two weeks away from my par­ents. I was moon­ing over a girl who did­n’t like me back, bad at being a per­son and mak­ing con­nec­tions and pret­ty sure I was­n’t into […]

10 Years in Pōneke: Part One!

I’ve been liv­ing in Pōneke for ten years this Feb­ru­ary, and hon­est­ly — I can bare­ly believe it. It cer­tain­ly does­n’t feel like ten years have passed since I was left to fend for myself at Weir House, ready for my first year at uni­ver­si­ty — but some­how, the time has passed and here we […]