Ben Hana, aka Tarzan, aka “Blanket Man” dies

As report­ed in the NZ Her­ald and Stuff. I remem­ber see­ing him asleep on the cor­ner of Courte­nay Place and Tory Street, bathed in sun­shine, loin-cloth akim­bo, home-made alu­mini­um-can dope-pipe rest­ing peace­ful­ly by his slum­ber­ing body, only a cou­ple of weeks back. It seems weird that we won’t see him there again. R.I.P. (Remem­ber, you […]

Wellingtonian of the Year, 2006, how’s he doing now?

Time to take a quick look at how last year’s Welling­ton­ista Welling­ton­ian of the Year is get­ting on in the wake of a full year of pro­mo­tion­al engage­ments & speak­ing gigs.

Wellingtonista Wellingtonian of the year, 2006

But, the gutters are part of Aotearoa!

Ben Hana, aka Blan­ket Man, and the inau­gur­al Welling­ton­ista Welling­ton­ian of the Year, has been ordered to stay out of bus lanes, after com­plaints that he was sit­ting in the mid­dle of Dixon St, forc­ing bus­es to steer around him.

Blan­ket Man remains adamant he will not obey the court order, claim­ing that the bus lanes and adjoin­ing gut­ters (where he also spends a fair amount of time) are part of Aotearoa, and that, to quote him: “I rep­re­sent the whanau of Aotearoa”.

This case fol­lows anoth­er brush with the law in Sep­tem­ber, when Ben was cit­ed for drink-dri­ving. His defense that time was equal­ly inven­tive, this time claim­ing that the vehi­cle he was dri­ving was not a car but a “waka”, and thus he was not bound by nor­mal road rules. Not sur­pris­ing­ly he lost the case, but not the war, as his pun­ish­ment of com­mu­ni­ty ser­vice was unable to be enforced, as he had no suit­able footwear to com­plete the work in.

[hat-tip: some­where along the way…]