Ben Hana, aka Tarzan, aka “Blanket Man” dies

As repor­ted in the NZ Her­ald and Stuff. I remem­ber see­ing him asleep on the corner of Cour­tenay Place and Tory Street, bathed in sun­shine, loin-cloth akimbo, home-made alu­min­i­um-can dope-pipe rest­ing peace­fully by his slum­ber­ing body, only a couple of weeks back. It seems weird that we won’t see him there again. R.I.P. (Remem­ber, you […]

Wellingtonian of the Year, 2006, how’s he doing now?

Time to take a quick look at how last year’s Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year is get­ting on in the wake of a full year of pro­mo­tion­al engage­ments & speak­ing gigs.

Wellingtonista Wellingtonian of the year, 2006

But, the gutters are part of Aotearoa!

Ben Hana, aka Blanket Man, and the inaug­ur­al Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year, has been ordered to stay out of bus lanes, after com­plaints that he was sit­ting in the middle of Dix­on St, for­cing buses to steer around him.

Blanket Man remains adam­ant he will not obey the court order, claim­ing that the bus lanes and adjoin­ing gut­ters (where he also spends a fair amount of time) are part of Aotearoa, and that, to quote him: “I rep­res­ent the whanau of Aotearoa”.

This case fol­lows anoth­er brush with the law in Septem­ber, when Ben was cited for drink-driv­ing. His defense that time was equally invent­ive, this time claim­ing that the vehicle he was driv­ing was not a car but a “waka”, and thus he was not bound by nor­mal road rules. Not sur­pris­ingly he lost the case, but not the war, as his pun­ish­ment of com­munity ser­vice was unable to be enforced, as he had no suit­able foot­wear to com­plete the work in.

[hat-tip: some­where along the way…]