Snakes and Shadows: History as Poetry in Chris Tse’s Year of Snakes

Cross Tory Street head­ing toward Aro; ban­ish the Car­rilon’s long shad­ow behind the white-and-teal Bible Soci­ety on your left, Nurse Maude’s mosa­ic gaze upon your right shoul­der. Point your nose toward Tara-Nga­­ki Street – “shin­ing moun­­tain-peak” – and feel Hain­ing Street incline beneath your feet as Tory’s con­stant woosh recedes into urban din. The sens­es […]

Reviewing the review: David Burton’s goose is cooked

Welling­ton has one dai­ly news­pa­per, and that news­pa­per has one restau­rant crit­ic, who cer­tain­ly has his own… dis­tinc­tive style. The Fly has decid­ed that David Bur­ton needs some account­abil­i­ty. We’re giv­ing him his own series. Nor­mal­ly the Fly is pre­pared to see David Bur­ton’s reviews as some kind of strange per­for­mance art, but his “review” of […]

The Owls Are Not What They Seem

You know that we’re big fans of Madame Fan­cy Pants. You know what we’re not fans of? Thieves! Dear MFP lovelies, Sor­ry to say that our big com­pe­ti­tion will be can­celed as some­one has stolen your prize. 🙁 If you hap­pen to know of some­one acquir­ing a Dead­ly Ponies Mr Night Owl bag.…? If you […]